Friday, March 30, 2007

Happy March Turdieth and welcome to Effort.tv,

People often ask me what I write first, the music or the lyrics, to which I reply, "Neither, I'm not a musician or a song writer." Actually, I only talk to dogs, cats and little people.

Now, this is some funny donkeylore... http://www.saludayakerz.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2307

Speaking of the Saluda, here's some footage from there, plus more.

The Saluda River in Columbia SC is the best kept secret in play boating in the southeast. Tell someone about it, or tell them to go there and that it's great and all they says is, "oh yeah." Haha! It's hilarious, their one mile stretch is better play than any river around here and nobody acknowledges it. I love it. Then there's 1/4 mile hole at the Noli... incredible. Eternity hole on the Tuckaseegee is great too, probably one of the coolest man-made play spots ever. Enjoy the video from Jan-March 2007. Disclaimer: You may not want to watch this if you're a "creeker" or a "big play features only" kind of person. Make sure you're totally secure with lesser kayakers on "small" and "easy" play spots.


The holidays are beautiful this time of year. Seasons greetings,

Spencer Cooke, Effort Inc

Friday, March 23, 2007

There's a podcast that I listen to regularly that always plays audio clips from this video, "Leprechaun Sighting." I had seen it before but after hearing the audio for the millionth time I was finally persuaded to look it up on youtube again. Now... if this doesn't convince you not to do drugs then I'm not sure what will. On the other hand it could cause you to start doing drugs...


I guess I should talk about something paddling related. Here's something. I haven't paddled with my very good friend Ray Cotton in quite some time, months actually. Ray said he hadn't paddled since October when he and Drew Hayes went surf kayaking in Panama. So, we met at the Green a couple days ago for a nice run at 100%, which turned out to be 200%. It seems that someone fell asleep in the powerhouse and fell on the lever that lets the water out. Must've been Homer Simpson. Here was Ray styling it out as usual, off the couch even.


In other news my wife and I decided it was time to introduce our son to the finer things in life. First on the list was the appreciation of donkeys. He's got it dialed already.


I have nothing more to offer today which is fine since I'm the only one who reads my blog.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Recently I took a trip down to the US National Whitewater Center in Charlotte NC. I paddled a couple runs through the different channels in the Riot Thunder and really enjoyed the boat. Here is a headcam video I took while doing so.

The rapids at the USNWC are broken into two main channels - the race, "competition" channel and the "wilderness," freestyle channel. Rapids range in difficulty from Class I up to Class IV. This video is a paddlers perspective of running the two channels. Enjoy.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Feel like a March turd today so here's a new video. Wintertime creeking with Linville Gorge, Toxaway, The Green, Raven Fork, Big Creek and nothing more. Now get a haircut you hippie.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Busy, very busy, but no paddling lately. Green has been dry (or 60% anyway) and no rain. Yonton and I went to the Eternity hole a couple weeks ago and it is sick. Definitely the funnest play spot around and I can't wait to go back. Oh, I now have a channel on broadbandsports.com/user/6279/profile which is basically youtube for sports. As a matter of fact all my videos on there are linked from my youtube account. Wow, amazing story wasn't it?

If anyone liked the movie Shaun of the Dead, the same guys are coming out with a new movie this year called Hot Fuzz. It stars Shaun and Ed from Shaun of the Dead. I absolutely can't wait to see this. Looks hilarious.
Rotten Tomatoes review
and Hot Fuzz offical site


Steve Althaus... you might know him as the 2006 Mustache King, and feeder of donkeys.

Anyway, Steve sent me this pretty funny web site yesterday. http://www.safenow.org/safenow.org . Every time I sit on a plane I look at those safety brochures and laugh my arse off. This site epitomizes that. It's hirarious!

Oh, watch the Riot blog for a post coming soon because we are gonna unveil our most special, secret, stupendous, superlative, sacajawea-istic, silly, stupid, supersonic idea yet. You'll see.

One more story. My wife and son went to the zoo in Greenville SC last week. They saw a monkey there. Here's the photo. Guess what that thing hanging down is? Your first guess is probably wrong. Guess again, you will not like the answer. Haha!

Lovely.


Oh yeah, Boone Baglery is the best place to eat. Clark thinks so too. Later, Spencer

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Today is the turdteenth. It rained some. Maybe water tomorrow.

Recently I decided to put this little video together of all the footage of my kayaking from 2006. I had a great time last year and got to do all kinds of fun paddling. Plus, at the end of the year my wife and I got the best prize ever, our son. I'd say my favorite thing about kayaking, besides coming home to my wife and son, is all the different types of kayaking. If the variety wasn't there I do believe I would get bored. I truly feel like doing it all, creeking, freestyle, surfing, touring, all disciplines, makes a person a better paddler. For example, I know that surf kayaking has made me a much better creek paddler and visa versa. I would strongly encourage any paddler to explore a new type of paddling that you haven't experienced. Surfers should go playboating, creekers should go surfing, playboaters should go creeking! Cats and dogs living together, apples and oranges mingling, everyone getting along, no religion, no politics, no segregation, no fighting. I know what you're thinking, complete and utter chaos for sure. Ah, nevermind all of that. Must've been something I ate.

Click play to watch my video

I credited everyone who shot footage of me in the video except for Caleb Coaplen. He shot one of the clips of me on Linville Gorge. Sorry I missed that Caleb. I kind of have a pet peeve about people not properly crediting photos and video. People usually don't mind holding the camera for a second, but if the footage is used, give them credit. A small favor can help you out a lot and it only takes a second to type someone's name.

Did I mention that I love shorebreak?

With love,

Spencer

Saturday, February 03, 2007

I want to go surf kayaking in big shore break.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I can't believe we're already through January. Spring has almost sprung, the grass has almost ris, and I'll be driving all over the freakin' place in about a month... dangit! I will say that I have enjoyed my winter hibernation. I've fattened up and am ready to get out and frolic.

Today I wanted to note that I have decided to archive all my videos onto youtube.com. My channel is youtube.com/kayakvideo where currently you can view 42 of my videos from 2005-2007. Subscribe to my channel and you'll receive an automated email each time I add a new video. It's fun! Everyone should try it. Out of all the videos I added last week the most popular so far has been a surf kayaking clip from the fall of 2005 during hurricane Ophelia.


Followed closely by the Green River Narrows fund raising project...


You can also view some of my favorite youtube videos. Lately I've been quite entertained by some Robot Chicken and The Mighty Boosh (thanks to Yonton for the introduction)...


That's all. Good talk.

(my friend Clark was over last week and we had way too much fun with my macbook pro.)
Spencer Cooke, Effort.tv

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

January twenty-turd. Appropriate for today's topic.

This photograph says it all.

Now why would someone want to sensor healthy pooping positions and clean living? I don't know.

Thanks to Ray for capturing this photo in some magical bathroom out there.

Regarding kayaking... Yonton and I drove to Columbia SC last weekend to paddle at the Saluda. Very nice play spot at the right level. Popup hole it is called. Alan Young is one of the local kids there. He does a really cool move, the "Magic Trick."

I put a little video together about the Magic Trick.


Thanks to Andy Gates and his mom for housing us for a night so we could paddle the next day too!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

What I meant to say was that I wrote my company name in the snow without using my hands. Work of art.


Don't run with scissors.

Sincerely,

Spencer Cooke, Effort.tv

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

January Turd, 2007

Ahh, a new year. Fresh, clean and ready to ruin. So without further hesitation I give you...

the top 10 things that make a whitewater kayaking video, courtesy of Ross and James from Diamond Brand Paddle Sports in Asheville NC. (Ross and James are self proclaimed kayak video experts and grade A wise guys.)

So, top 10 things that make kayak videos good or stupid or whatever...
1. Helicopters
2. Locals Dancing with Sticks
3. Scooter Shuttles
4. some sort of driving montage
5. Kid in a helmet way too big for them, preferably a local
6. Goats, Donkeys and Hippos
7. Broke Down Shuttle Vehicle Montage
8. Taxing portage sequence
9. Random Police officers and/or Local law enforcement
10. Some guy in a Pro-Tec going off a 50 upside down (carnage section)
James went as a broken kayak for Haloween...

Ross went as a guy on a whiskey wagon...


Don't run with scissors.

Spencer Cooke, Effort.tv

Saturday, December 30, 2006

I've never had a new year's resolution. Though, over the past couple years I believe I have resolved to read more books. Never have been much of a reader. Then out of nowhere, maybe last year sometime, I had a spark of interest. Maybe it has something to do with reading the right books, interesting ones, that you want to read, instead of having school reading assignments shoved down your throat. To this day I still have anxiety over school, and it's been twelve years since I've attended college. Attended mind you, not completed. The point of the matter is that I have read two books in particular this year that really, honestly, truly inspired me.
First, HAWK, occupation: skateboarder, by Tony Hawk

Second, THE MUTT, how to skateboard and not kill yourself, by Rodney Mullen

Growing up as a skater, I've been a fan of these two fellas for years and have seen their progression on videos and magazines all along. In 1987 and '89 I even had the pleasure of meeting Rodney Mullen who was an incredibly kind and humble person.

Everyone knows who Tony Hawk is and every skater, at least, knows who Rodney Mullen is. Anyone can see skateboarding on tv these days and make the obvious observation that skaters (at least the guys seen on tv) are coordinated, talented and daring individuals. And I think that most people (non-skaters) can appreciate the talents of skateboarders. Though not everyone can appreciate and respect what skating has done for other alternative sports such as snowboarding, skiing, surfing and lo and behold, KAYAKING! That's right, kayaking, just like other "extreme sports" in many ways follows in the footsteps of skating. For example, did you think that the blunt was a kayaking move? Well, yeah it is, but it was a skating trick long before. The shove-it, also a skateboard trick, and a much harder one than the kayaking version I might add. I think Bob McDonough invented the kayak version of the McTwist in the early nineties, well after Mike McGill invented the McTwist on a skateboard. And shamefully, the McNasty, which is not a skateboard trick at all, but the name is obviously biting on the McTwist. I think this is by far the coolest trick of the lot in a kayak but the McGayest name. One of the more simple tricks that is the foundation of most all skate tricks and, whether you realize or not, is also the foundation of most kayak tricks, the OLLIE.
I learned to ollie on my skateboard long before I kayaked. I never imagined I would do apply it to a water sport. My friend Chris Miller took this photo of me skating this summer in Salida CO doing an ollie backside 180 heel flip.

The physics of the kayak ollie are the same as that of a skateboard ollie and you may thank Mr Rodney Mullen for discovering the flat ground ollie on a skateboard in the late 1970s. It's hard to believe, but true, that kayaking tricks which are done today trace back to a 1970s, Floridian, teenage skater, experimenting with tricks in his garage. Simply put, an ollie is a quick slap down on the tail of a board or boat followed by a forward weight shift, causing lift and AIR. Like in skating, most every trick in kayaking (not including cartwheel style tricks) is initiated with an ollie. You ollie into blunts, back blunts, panams, helixes, mcnastys, and sometimes loops.
Below is a video of skateboard ollies and kayak ollies. Watch how the board ollies compared to the boat. It's doing the same thing to achieve air. The nose pops up then the weight of the rider shifts forward to bring up the tail.


The ollie thing is quite a tangent from my original point but shows how much skating has influenced kayaking. To get back to the books, I would highly recommend these two reads to any kayaker, especially those who aspire to be better, to compete, to go pro, to enjoy their sport, to push the limits, to have fun! There's not much more inspiring to me than the fact that Tony Hawk, in his mid-30s, landed his first 900 spin, a trick he had been trying for thirteen years. That's enough to make someone go crazy. Thirteen freakin' years. HAWK is inspring in so many ways aside from the 900 story.

THE MUTT, by Rodney Mullen, talks about his upbringing and the struggles of being able to do what he loved most, skating, despite objections from his somewhat autocratic father. He describes his methods of learning and inventing moves by himself and becoming the best in the world. As well, he humbly describes the fortune of being sponsored at a very young age and eventually becoming one of skateboarding's leading professionals, both as an athlete and a business person.

Both of these books really hit home for me, one, because I can relate as a skater, and two, I draw a parallel between their experiences and my own as industry professionals. I hope kayaking can one day have the successes that skateboarding has had in recent years. For sure it has shared the struggles that the skateboarding industry had during the '80s and '90s.

HAWK and The MUTT are available at most books stores and online.

Happy new year.

Spencer Cooke & Mason

Effort Inc.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

I skipped out on the December twenty-turd blog post so here's one on the twenty-sexth.

Happy holidays to everyone. First, I wanted to thank Colin Kemp in Reno NV for hosting what was probably the last Enter The Donkey premiere. Sounds like they had a big boater holiday party with lots of food and friends. Colin said there were four or five screens with ETD and some other kayaking films.



Recently I launched the first of a new series of online kayaking videos by Effort.tv - Mion Footwear will be the presenting sponsor of these videos from now on. Mion is a new shoe company that is completely committed to making footwear for the amphibious athlete and doing it in the most environmentally friendly way as possible. Check them out at www.MionFootwear.com . Meanwhile, here's the first video presented by Mion...
click here to see Lower Elk video!


December 1st was a great day! I made a really fun trip down the Toxaway River with some great friends, including long time paddling buddy, Brad Kee. Click Kee's picture below to check out a bunch of photos from our day on the creek.


If you looked through the Toxaway photo gallery there is a photo of Chris Gragtmans filming Dylan Bruce at Minigizer rapid. I was tooling around with the photo and came up with this design for a possible t-shirt. I wonder what people would think of this? The green would be the t-shirt color and the screen would be black/white/grey.


This summer I shot some video of a crazy looking beetle running across my driveway. I put it up on my youtube channel, which is youtube.com/kayakvideo Enjoy, it's pretty funny.


Lastly, in an effort to keep folks up to date with the goings on of the Riot kayak team we have put up a google calendar that can be accessed through the Riot Blog , in the links section on the side. We've listed events, team members who will be present, and links to those event's web sites.

That's enough. Have a happy Yule. Eat a yule log if you have one. Heck, throw one in the fireplace or if you get the urge drop a yule log. Sometimes you have to.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I got this email from someone named Saad Khadri who allegedly thinks I'm his "Dear" and who has also created some incredible combo words like "knowsomebody." I never knew you could do that and get away with it. Anyway, I was amused. Letter below...

Dear,

This letter might surprise you because we have not met neither in person nor by correspondence. But I believe it is one day that you get to knowsomebody either in physical or through correspondence.
Linville Gorge is fun. Caleb and Jeb think so.


I am Saad Khadri I have a proposal to make, that might be of interest to you. I am in possession of a large sum of money (US$18,000,000.00)Eighteen Million USDollars)The money was inherited from my late father who was the Chairman of the Sierra Leone Gold and diamond Mining Corporation during the Sierra Leonian War when Major Johnny Paul Koromah was the country's president.
Babel Tower is the first rapid. It's fun.


The money is of no criminal origin as it was largely realized from black market sale of alluvial gold dust during the war.The money has been deposited in a Bank here in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast).I now want to transfer this money abroad and invest it in profitable ventures,as the time is now ripe for such move.
This one has a nasty undercut on both sides. Most of the rapids out there do.

WHAT I ASK YOU TO DO:

1.Firstly to assist me to transfer this money to any stable country abroad.2.To assist me invest the money in profitable ventures in your country or any other suitable country where you have good connections.3 To help re-locate to the suggested country.4 To manage the money in a profitable manner preferably a joint venture deal with your company.
Cave Rapid has the most vertical drop of any rapid out there and is probably the easiest rapid on the Linville.

For your assistance you will get 25% of the total amount Upon your reques I will give you further details of the plans and tell you more about my self but you must treat as highly confidential for my security.
Then there's a ton of other rapids out there. Here are a couple.


Regards.
Saad Khadri
Buy an Effort t-shirt for your very special someone this holiday.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Here's a December Turd for you. Happy holidays.

Recently I was going through some old photos and came across these, from my first real whitewater paddling trip. This is summer of 1993 at the Nantahala.

My parents got me this Dagger canoe as a high school graduation present. I had originally wanted the boat to fish out of on the New River. Little did I know how much fun it was going to be just to paddle it.

In the photo below, from left to right is Chris Copenhaver, myself and my father, Johnny. Chris sold the boat to my folks in addition to introducing me to several creeks and rivers when I first started. He was also a teacher and coach at my high school, which is how I got to know him. What an incredible guy to whom I owe many thanks.

My Dad had always talked about canoe racing on the Nantahala. In 1975 he and his friend Jimmy Cottrell were the Southeastern US canoe champions. The race was held on the Nanty and they won in an 18'6" Moore, fiberglass canoe. Before 1993 whitewater paddling, canoeing and the mighty Nantahala were all legendary, ficticious even, to me (though I had seen photos). This particular photo was taken during the Southeastern Nationals in July of 1975. They were to compete in the Nationals in mid-August but my birth intervened. Sorry Daddy!

Chris, my Dad and I headed down to the Nantahala for an intro to whitewater weekend. My Dad smoked a cigar the whole way down the river. We flipped two or three times and swam but he never lost the cigar. Now that's commitment. Notice how cozy and agreeable that horse collar pfd looks on him. It's as if he's right back in 1975.

Chris paddled one of the hottest kayaks out at the time, Dagger Response, milk jug color.

After some coaching from Chris, my Dad and I finally figured out how to front surf that 16' canoe.

Of course, Lesser Wesser falls was the big hoorah at the end. We went right through, no problem.

I even learned how to side surf that day. What a bizarre concept at the time.

My Dad and I were amazed at these "pop-up" things Chris was able to do in the falls.

Thanks so much to my Father and Chris for the best paddling trip of my life. Notice the gloves, important for canoeing the Nanty in the summertime.


Yesterday I paddled the Toxaway with some of my best friends. As my Dad noted recently, It is truly amazing how far the sport has come in 13 years.




Later,

Spencer Cooke, Effort.tv
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