I feel honored to work for such weirdos. John and Kara Weld are truly freaks of nature.





They must live underneath some power lines. Ooh! I bet that will make their mustache hair grow all funky or something.



Other strange news...

My good friend Joey Hall left me a present on my office wall recently. Everyone should see this. It is truly a work of art and a political statement about the economy... errrrr, terrorist acts and stuff...

Click it for fuller size



Effort.tv is thinking about making this into a t-shirt. It's crazy that this web site can think about t-shirt designs. Recently I interviewed Joey Hall about surf kayaking. That's something I like to do from time to time. Interview my friends. Anyway, Joey said that he, "don't need no surf report, he just goes to the beach." Spoken like a true professional ladies and gentlemen. He don't take no crap off nobody, and he don't need to surf report to go surfing. Now that's assertive!



More other news, not strange. Took a run on the Green River yesterday at 100% with some young fellers. Well, they're 10 years younger than me so I can call them young I guess.

We shot a little of the run... HERE

GREEN RIVER 02.23.06

Congratulations to my friend Rob Bartlett, fellow paddler, who caught a delicious bass for us all to see. He was competing in the USA BASSIN' Tourney Chickamauga Lake in Tennessee this weekend where he won the Big Fish award.



Mmmmmm! That's delicious bass Rob! Now Rob aint afraid to compete in no Mustache Contest... are you big fella? Yeah, he'll be competing. Rob got facial hair growing skills. Reconize.



It's out. The Mustache Contest starts April 1st. Growing facial hair has never been so rewarding. Read the details and see how to enter...

NEW! Groundbreaking video! A must see.

Go over there to the left and click on my video. Your life can't possibly go on without seeing this. Oh, here's the link too...Link



Also, check out this video. This is from an event my good friends at Oudoor Sports Marketing put on every year for their retailers. If you love the outdoors, backpacking, lake paddling and such, you'll like this. And the music is really nice, a la Flav-o-rich (from Raleigh, NC).

OSM Video - watch it, click here

Captain Caveman here is actually the singer of the music in that video . His new band, OATMEAL CONSPIRACY, debuts this friday night in Raleigh, NC. Look at their site.





Other news. Moustache growing contest, still being developed. Get ready!

Here we go. I guess this is the news. Let's seeeeee. I put a post on the Riot Blog about Joey Hall. You could read that for some entertainment...read... Joey is a heehaw of a guy. So, we got that out of the way. Next on the list... issssss. Oh yeah, Joey and I competed at the first of a series of surf contests that the ESKA is putting on this Spring. This was in Jacksonville, FL. Read about dat too... Twas a ton of fun. We had wicked awesome surf. I took 2nd in HP & 3rd in IC. Jho took 1st inthe Big Trick Contest. This was the podium for the HP division. Left to right is Gordon Rock, Carlos Marrone, Myself, then Anthony Bell



Oh man, the biggest news of all. Soon Effort.tv will be hosting the first official Moustache Growing Contest of Paddle Sports. Come back soon to sign up, compete, humiliate yourself and maybe win a prize or not. It will be great. Since I'm the only one who reads this I'll be the only one to compete. All the fabulous prizes for me and a big lightening bolt moustache.



Ahhh, let's seeeee.... Nothing else I can think of. Crap.