Numbers have significantly dropped this week in the mustache contest. Five weeks left until total domination of one hair grower over the other.

See this week's action...

Moffatt Prescott strives for the stalker award in the Mustache Contest. See his demented self portrait...



Meanwhile, all the competitors have become the sleazebags we had hoped they would. Read more...

Mustache competition grows fierce. Click to see..

Mustache contest begins! This is gonna be good.

Whoever said humiliation did not bring families together? Read more...



Austin & Evan Smith - Father/Son entry