Ladies and Gents, Garrett Bryant is a visionary and an artist. This is why:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet,

Elephant shoe.

Three hilarious new voice mails from wacky dudes!

1) Israel Putnam calls begging to have his almost nude photo taken off the Mustache Contest web page... Israel MP3

2) Mefford & Yonton leave me a message regarding going to the river... MefYon MP3

3) Mefford steams about the common mispronunciation of his name... Medford MP3

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New from H2O Audio, August, 2006

Waterproof housings and headphones for iPod Nano, Shuffle & 5G (video)