May 20turd, 2006

Patman. Pat Bresnahan. He has done something so noble that he has earned a gajillion extra points in the mustache contest. Guess what he did?

click image to enalrge. Clicker here to see this week's contestants

This contest is ruling my life. If we're gonna do this again next year we have to have a sponsor who pays something. I wonder if Gilette or Norelco would sponsor this event? Any connections out there in the paddling world?

Today we lost an ambassador. Israel Putnam has shaved. Collect the hi-res image for your very own copy. Click the image for hi-res. Wish you hadn't.

(sorry this image is no longer available. israel was extremely ashamed.)


In the wake of Israel's loss of stache we've had an old friend, Ray Capone check in with us.



Ray is living life somewhat happily without a mustache.

And, Steve Althaus takes it to the next level again.

See it with your own eyes. Use Discretion...

Hutch Brown of Huge Experiences creates a new mustache style today, "the CATFISH"...

Happy May people. This year is flying by already. I can't believe it.



Chris Gragtmans and I spent the weekend working on our new kayak video, "Enter The Donkey." It is almost finished but will not be released until July. You will be able to purchase it here at the Effort.tv store. Joey Hall is also involved and will be working on his parts of the video soon as well. We are going to try and have our good friend Ronnie Pender host the world premiere in Columbia, SC sometime in June. More on that later. He he, more on. Moreon. Moron.



Now the stupidest news that you've all been waiting for. The mustache contest update. Steve Althaus has sent another mind blowing entry in this week. See it all...

See Steve