No more news on the turds. Joke is over. From now on, news whenever I want.

Happy Mothers day everyone. And what a way to celebrate mother's day than to fix a toilet. This piece in the back of our commode broke and I had to replace it. It is the part in the water tank that has that floaty thing on it with the water cutoff valve. You know what I'm talking about. Upon changing out the old part for the new one I made a wonderful discovery. Check out the name of this part...


Hey, it says it right there, plain as day. Toilet humor is my favorite.

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