email 1 - 10.30.05





hayscratchem720 wrote...

Your website is just super. I ran across it while looking for some on-line resources for fort building. We had all of the cushions off of the couch and a blanket to work with but still needed some help. Our search for efort.tv lead us to your site. Although we never got the help we were seeking with chair integration into our new living room fort rollout and bedroom fort migration procedure we thoroughly enjoyed the simplicity and childlike elements of your website.



Thank you for the memories,



Bart, Manuel, Ronny, Jimmy, and Spot



PS: Do you find poo funny too?



Pps that web site is WEAK! Bill (my friend Vegas Bill no likey)

Effort.tv replied

Dear scratchem,

Thanks for your heartfelt comments and critiques. I haven't laughed that hard since like ten minutes ago. You're crazy. Wear a helmet.

email 2 - 10.30.05





yardapultjones wrote...

Wicked cool, now get outa my yard.



Sooo….now that you’re back on team Riot…I’m a 3 pound circus monkey, can I flatwheel a 007?

Effort.tv replied

Dear yardapultjones,

I'll answer your question with another question. How much does a car weigh?

email 3 - 10.30.05





puttyhead wrote...

Well, well, well, what's that old proverb about a dog always returning to it's own vomit? Nah, I'm just joshing you. You suck.

Effort.tv replied

Dear puttyhead,

I don't get it. And what's up with me sucking? What'd I do? You're on junk filter from now on.

News addendum: Chris Gragtmans and Joey Hall join Team Riot. Announcement.

I got some more email feedback about the site.

hayscratchem720 wrote...

yardapultjones wrote...

puttyhead wrote...

New Video up today - featuring Colin Kemp at Valley Mill Boat Shop - Click here to download



This is the coolest thing for anyone who is using a Mac and running the Tiger OS. John Weld from IR sent this to me this morning. It's a widget that you can run in the application, Dashboard, called River Levels and it gives you a constant monitoring of...you guessed it, river levels. Here's where to download it http://www.macupdate.com/info.php/id/19727

Today I got my first email feedback on the new site and it read something, well...exactly like this,

"just want you to know your website sucks and so do you! yippeee! "

This site has been launched. That's news.

In other news this site has not not been launched.



Features of possible entertainment may include:



I have joined the Riot Kayak Team - more on this



Featured Dealer - Colin Kemp at Valley Mill -

more info about Valley MIll



My first short film "the TRAVELERS" - Visit the video gallery to download it.



Featured Product - H2O Audio

October 20th, 2005



I am pleased to announce that I have joined with Riot Kayaks as a team paddler. From 1997-2000 I was involved with Riot as the Southeastern sales rep, and have always been a fan of their boat designs. I feel the company has come a long way since then, from boat design to customer service. They really seem to have their ducks in a row. The '06 line looks awesome and I'm really looking forward to paddling the boats. I'll be working on several levels with the company: With R&D to help design future Riot kayaks, networking with the dealers and Riot sales reps, providing continual, up to date video, photos and stories for the Riot web site, and much more.



October 30th, 2005


I am equally happy to announce that my two great friends and paddling comrades, Joey Hall and Chris Gragtmans, have joined the team as Riot Pros as well.



Additionally, Joey and Chris are team paddlers for Shred Ready and H2O Audio. We three work together really well and will, as usual, be teaming up for paddling missions, filming, demos and web posts.

The three of us are pictured here hanging out together. You may notice that Chris looks much smaller. It only seems that way because he's so much younger. He just turned 20. Sometimes we let him actually stand up in the back of the truck. But only when he's been a good boy.




Riot is getting us set up with access to their web site so we'll be making posts on their news section as well as here at Effort.tv. Now we're just waiting on a shipment of boats so we can get started. We have some Magnums, Astros and more on the shipment. Drop us an email if you want to borrow a demo boat.

Joey - deadmanprd@earthlink.net

Chris - c_gragtmans@hotmail.com

Spence - hhheeehhhawww@earthlink.net

See you later. Until then, keep fighting Mr. Tooth Decay.



Sincerely,




Spencer Cooke