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Well, it's official. The "new car smell" in my 2004 model vehicle has all but dissipated and has now been replaced by a permanent fart odor. Not sure how that happened... hmmmm... Oh. Bound to happen when you spend countless hours behind the wheel. What, do you expect a person to hold it? That's self mutilation.



So the real interesting thing is that when you hit the seat with your hand it omits a stale fart smell. I guess there's a ton of stored up fart gas in the seat. I knew I should have spent the extra money and gotten leather seats. Doh!



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Today we announced the incredible prize packages for the Mustache Contest. See the details with your own eyes...



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There was some other important news but nothing as pressing as those things. That's it for now. Now stay off the drugs dang it.