Now available from Effort.tv, your favorite rafting action figures from the DVD, "Enter The Donkey"
We are proud to announce our first five of a complete line of action figure toys based on characters from the fictitious love story, "Enter the Donkey." Buy them all now before supplies run out! Your kids will love them. They make great Thanksgiving or St Patrick's Day presents. Each figure even comes with it's own signature model boat.
Characters include:
Caleb Coaplen - Enter The Donkey's most conflicted and complex character. A must have.
Chris Gragtmans - Buy this special edition Gragtmans while our inventory lasts. This character has just run the 50 foot Elk River Falls, and it even surfs gigantic waves!
The Joey Hall figure is a perfect morale booster for kids who get picked on a great deal. A couple days with the Joey figure and you'll automatically absorb the behavior of a male donkey, guaranteed.
FELIPE is spelled in upper case letters to imply the importance of the professional paddler nickname. Get the FELIPE action figure and earn a coupon towards the FELIPE Sit-On-Top action figure, available soon.
Spencer Cooke's action figure makes a popular toilet ornament. Float it right beside your own floater!
Click below to buy your very own Enter The Donkey action figure today.
Enter The Donkey action figure owners will receive a free membership to the ETD fan club. Members will receive exclusive advice from professional paddlers like Heehaw Jones of Enter The Donkey fame. Here's a special tip from Heehaw himself:
"How To Become A Professional Kayaker"
1. Always refer to yourself as a pro kayaker in front of other kayakers. If you own a video or still camera you may automatically qualify as a professional photographer due to your pro kayaking status.
2. Have a business card that titles you as a pro kayaker and whatever else you claim to be professional at.
3. Make sure and have a web site that has your name in the URL. Example: www.HeehawJones.com
4. Make sure to say "keepin' it real" in reference to what you're doing for the sport of kayaking, especially if you're caucasian.
5. Give yourself a nickname or have people call you by your initials. "Yo, what's up KC?" "Just keepin' it real HJ! Did you see the size of that Donkey Choke I just did?"
6. Describe exceptional moves you did in your kayak as "huge," "big," "biggest I've ever seen," "incredible" or "awesome."
7. Refer to yourself in the third person, always, in particular on your web site, internet forums, magazine articles and videos. "KC likes paddling with HJ because HJ respects the skills of KC. Did you see the huge aerial KC just did?"
8. Always train. Pro kayakers don't paddle for fun. If they paddle, regardless of when or where, it's TRAINING. Some pro paddlers go through an entire career without ever competing but you can rest assured that they are fully trained.
9. Have a toy action figure in your likeness.
10. Drink lots of red bull.
Do all this stuff and you might qualify for pro kayaker status. If you fail you should probably quit kayaking.
Learn more about Enter The Donkey and buy the DVD at www.EnterTheDonkey.com"
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